Jokes

That's was the best joke around here. Shouldn't that be a jokers joke @paul1999

 

Ha! MY LIFES A JOKE! XD lawl

 

Joker: "What travels down an alley and has holes in it?"
Batman: *crying* "My parents"
Joker: "OMG NO! It's a bowling ball! I'm so sorry"

 

Joker: I remembered a joke that I used to say.
Batman: ...
Joker: There was a guy named Joker. He went to a house and do you know what he does?
Batman: *sobs* killed my parents?
Joker: NO, batty! You parents. Your parents. Can you stop saying about your parents? Anyways, he killed your parents. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

what? *throws tomato

 

JACKSON
Why ride roller coasters when you can ride me?

EMILY
Because roller coasters can actually make me scream.

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JACKSON
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

 

Since when am I funny

 

U should be ur the joker

 

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

 

3 Vampires walk into a bar. They sit down. The waitress walk over to them. The first vampire says, "I would like some blood". The second vampire say, "I would like some blood." The 3rd says, "I would like some plasma."
The waitress stands up and say, "Wait. You want 2 bloods and a blood light?"

 

*ring ring*
Spiderman: hello?
Batman: do uncle ben is there?
Spiderman: NO HE WENT TO EAT WITH HIS PARENTS!!!
Batman:

 

To have sex you need a woman
to have a woman you need power
to have power you need money
to have money you need to work
to work you need a job
to have a job you need knowledge
to have knowledge you need learn
to learn you need to study
to study you need to go to the school
to go to the school you must want it
to want it you must...you must...I dont know

 

i posted a very good joke here but it was too inappropriate,i deleted it,so i've posted this useless joke.


Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home. When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone. "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!" Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread."

 

Stupid joke

 

you don't got the concept dude.

 

The worker bee comes up to the queen bee and says, "Would you please give me permission to let me pilot a bee copter? I want to be one. I want to collect honey. I want to do some cleaning. I also want to explore the world."
The queen bee turns around and says, "You're a wannabee."

 

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, "I screwed your mom last night!" Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, "Your mom was good in bed last night!" Again, he tries to ignore it. The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, "Dad, go home, you're drunk!"