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  1. CHOPPER60000

    CHOPPER60000 Corporal (5) Member

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    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
    Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
    Student: No. I was standing on it.
     
    CHOPPER60000, Jul 13, 2015
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    Staple General of the Army (25) Member

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    you guys wanna hear a good joke

    donald trump
     
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    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    We literally are living in a society that is getting dumber despite having more knowledge available to us then ever before.
     
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    Staple General of the Army (25) Member

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    the irony
     
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    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    Well you have to be the example to prove a point. :p
     
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    Staple General of the Army (25) Member

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    oh snap boy you even edited it
     
    Staple, Jul 14, 2015
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    You know who has two butts?

    Assassins.
     
    BLACKED.com, Jul 14, 2015
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  8. Taylor

    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    Why shouldn't I?

    Staple is a like whore. Stay on topic.

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    ^This forum and certain people that have to be a smart apple every time the opportunity presents itself ...
     
    Taylor, Jul 14, 2015
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    Staple General of the Army (25) Member

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    if i remember correctly you gave mp over 65% of likes

    THAT SURE WAS PRETTY PUNNY

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    so this man walked into a bar
    he sees stakes on the ceiling

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    the man asks the bartender
    "why are there stakes hanging from the ceiling"
    the bartender says "if you jump up and hit a stake, you get free drinks for the rest of the day, and if you miss, you have to buy everyone else a drink"
    the man says he wont do it, because "the stakes are too high"

    HA

    i dont have anything against same sex marriage, ive had the same sex with the wife for 30 years

    HA
     
    Staple, Jul 14, 2015
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    xXTacocubesXx Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    Like whore or not, I had to give this a like.
     
    xXTacocubesXx, Jul 14, 2015
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    [​IMG]

    childhoodruinedhard
     
    BLACKED.com, Jul 18, 2015
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    lol i like this thread!
     
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    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    Taylor, Jul 19, 2015
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    Laughing.PNG
     
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    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    I don't know if its funny but I found it amusing how well it goes together.

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    Taylor, Jul 24, 2015
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    Dat green guy has bars. :D
     
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    JohannZim, Jul 24, 2015
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    Why did the lightning bolt never get along with people?
    Because he had a shocking personality.
     
    Blue Phantom, Jul 26, 2015
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    JohannZim Sergeant Major of the Army (14) Member

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    A bat joke :D
    Best pun ever and I think two puns image.jpg

    What's batman favorite part of a joke?
    The "Punch" line :D

    What's batman favorite drink?
    Fruit Punch
     
    Batgirl, Jul 27, 2015
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    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    Taylor, Jul 27, 2015
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    JohannZim Sergeant Major of the Army (14) Member

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    We really don't know :p
     
    JohannZim, Aug 3, 2015
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    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    Taylor, Aug 12, 2015
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