Story Time

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy.

And...uhh.... What's with the link in Agent's post?

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided

I copied/pasted too much.

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead.

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T



Random bit:

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!"

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR.

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR. It didn't work. So then Heather kissed Agent, then Agent came back to life! ​

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR. It didn't work. So then Heather kissed Agent, then Agent came back to life! Then Agent realized that was a near-death experience and drifted into the afterlife. Heather then became so sad...then Agent popped up behind her and surprised her! They then started to go on a date

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

CHAPTA 2

On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR. It didn't work. So then Heather kissed Agent, then Agent came back to life! Then Agent realized that was a near-death experience and drifted into the afterlife. Heather then became so sad...then Agent popped up behind her and surprised her! They then started to go on a date and the rest of the story turned into a horrible romantic comedy written by apes. Anyway, after that, Heather and Agent60 got married.

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.​

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CHAPTA 2​

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On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR. It didn't work. So then Heather kissed Agent, then Agent came back to life! Then Agent realized that was a near-death experience and drifted into the afterlife. Heather then became so sad...then Agent popped up behind her and surprised her! They then started to go on a date and the rest of the story turned into a horrible romantic comedy written by apes. Anyway, after that, Heather and Agent60 got married.​

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CHAPTA 3​

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Oh, and do chapters count as words??

 

Nah, it doesn't hafta.


Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.
CHAPTA 2
On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR. It didn't work. So then Heather kissed Agent, then Agent came back to life! Then Agent realized that was a near-death experience and drifted into the afterlife. Heather then became so sad...then Agent popped up behind her and surprised her! They then started to go on a date and the rest of the story turned into a horrible romantic comedy written by apes. Anyway, after that, Heather and Agent60 got married.
CHAPTA 3
[I'm assuming that 5 was a mistake].

During a dreary afternoon,

 

Sure, go ahead.

 

Done.

 

Towel somehow became immortal.
Edit: Well then, it seems like I forgot about copy/paste. Carry on, then.

 

Please check the recent edit on page 5 of my last post. Then edit here. Thanks.

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.
CHAPTA 2
On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR. It didn't work. So then Heather kissed Agent, then Agent came back to life! Then Agent realized that was a near-death experience and drifted into the afterlife. Heather then became so sad...then Agent popped up behind her and surprised her! They then started to go on a date and the rest of the story turned into a horrible romantic comedy written by apes. Anyway, after that, Heather and Agent60 got married.
CHAPTA 3
5 months later, kChamp gave up

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.
CHAPTA 2
On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR. It didn't work. So then Heather kissed Agent, then Agent came back to life! Then Agent realized that was a near-death experience and drifted into the afterlife. Heather then became so sad...then Agent popped up behind her and surprised her! They then started to go on a date and the rest of the story turned into a horrible romantic comedy written by apes. Anyway, after that, Heather and Agent60 got married.
CHAPTA 3
5 months later, kChamp gave up, and decided The Wizard

 

Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.
CHAPTA 2
On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder a poor lad named Timmy. But then Cheese decided to bring Napkinn back from the dead. Meanwhile, in Turkey, Agent found the S.W.A.T playing a game of "Kill the Towel!". Towel was unaware of what was happening, so the S.W.A.T. had a change of heart and killed Agent instead. Of course, Heather decided to rescue Agent by giving him CPR. It didn't work. So then Heather kissed Agent, then Agent came back to life! Then Agent realized that was a near-death experience and drifted into the afterlife. Heather then became so sad...then Agent popped up behind her and surprised her! They then started to go on a date and the rest of the story turned into a horrible romantic comedy written by apes. Anyway, after that, Heather and Agent60 got married.
CHAPTA 3
5 months later, kChamp gave up, and decided The Wizard [to be banned]