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  1. Taylor

    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    Great joke Blake widow. Sent me a conversation like to know you a little better since your profile is private, if that okay.
    I have a bunch of funny pickup lines from a Weird Al song.
     
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    wazooman Brigadier General (21) Member

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    Weird Al! Yeah! XD
     
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  3. Black Widow

    Black Widow Forum Administrator Administrator

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    Blake widow >.> lol, and whats weird al? Meh I've run dry of jokes for now until i can either think of something or find a funny one.

    Edit: @Google567 No need i followed you so now you have access to profile if you'd like to chat there whenever i am on.
     
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    Kendall&Grace Captain (17) Member

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    Wut about meh? :)
     
    Kendall&Grace, Jan 14, 2014
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    Black Widow Forum Administrator Administrator

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    I don't want the D i want the A, i want to get good grades thank you very much.
     
    Black Widow, Jan 16, 2014
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    cloaca Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    If you want good grades you should go to college ;) now thats a joke
     
    cloaca, Jan 16, 2014
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    Kendall&Grace Captain (17) Member

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    Funny jokes guys and girl :p
    I'm glad you made this thread
     
    Kendall&Grace, Jan 16, 2014
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    wazooman Brigadier General (21) Member

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    I C... you want the A -... nvm.
     
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    Black Widow Forum Administrator Administrator

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    Yup i want the A+!
     
    Black Widow, Jan 17, 2014
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    Kendall&Grace Captain (17) Member

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    D's are good imo.
     
    Kendall&Grace, Jan 17, 2014
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    Bronco First Lieutenant (16) Member

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    I thought this was funny. xD

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    Bronco, Jan 17, 2014
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    Black Widow Forum Administrator Administrator

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    A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair.
     
    Black Widow, Jan 18, 2014
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    There are two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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    -Knock Knock

    -Who's there?

    -Interrupting cow

    -Interru....

    -MOOO

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    How do you call a rich asian?

    Cha Ching.
     
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    a guy finds a magic lamp. when he rubbed it a genie came out and said "i will grant you 3 wishes but whatever you wish for your wife gets double" the guy said "i wish for a new car" his wife got two cars. "i wish for a new house" his wife got two houses. so out of spite he said " i wish you beat me half to death.."
     
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    How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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    If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
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    What do you call a Mexican without a car?

    Carlos.
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    No idea.
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    What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine?

    It wooden go!
     
    DinomanIV, Jan 18, 2014
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    i got one, i got one. whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? one stops screwing you when you die
     
    aZtec Chief, Jan 19, 2014
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    What's the friendliest vegetable on Earth? The sweet potato.
     
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    What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.
     
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    Wouldn't that "vehicle" only carry up to eight people?​
     
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    Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? He had no body to go with.
     
    Black Widow, Jan 19, 2014
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    Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
     
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    How do five gay guys walk? In One Direction.
     
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
     
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    I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it's more of a wrap.
     
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    What do u call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore.
     
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