RIDDLES

Lol , if I put *read* you guys would have guessed really easier!

It's the newspaper.

 

No, that one's the letter "W"- it was the first one (the heart one) that had me stumped and kept me from posting.

 

What explodes but never disappears?

 

A mad person? Or maybe tanks in SSL?

 

Dead tank....Correct!

What burns you, but you don't feel it?

 

Napalm in SSL2? xD

Exactly! It's letter W.

The first is Battery. It is a heart of most gadgets and when it ends, we call it ''dead''. Then we throw it away.

More homemade riddles -

A solid snot long and round, which I carried when I was around. Who am I?

You watch me on TV, on the phone! But on the computer you can... just... shoot me... Who am I?

I'm full of keys, which you can't open with... Who am I?

 

1) I've been playing SSL awhile today obviously - I first read it as "A solid shot long and round"... since I read it right later I'll say...a nose?
2) a video made with your webcam?
3) piano, organ, accordion...

 

The third is correct, it could be a keyboard too...

Think of the 1st and 2nd, when you pass, I'll say the answers.

 

Correct!
What is red, but is also blue?

 

Mario? xD

Or magnets! In SSL2 of course.

 

Nope! It's 'purple'
What is heavy, but it's actually light?

 

The sun? XD

 

I know that light means the glow, but I can't think of it...

 

Its a coin!

 

A railing?

 

Water?

I mean, whatever it is, it has to be something helpful because he lived and the shmuck that didnt died. And the key word is "desert" I believe. So I say water. Perhaps not..

 

Okay, parachute surely is a good answer. Im just trying to figure who in there right mind is going parachuting in the desert. Unless, of course, a plane blew up O_O

 

The human body?

Holes at our nose, eyes, mouth, etc. My best guess..

 

I'm just thinking right now...

You are posting jokes and riddles like a locomotive.. your Google history must be crazy O_O

But thanks for taking time for the forums. Sadly I have no riddles right now :/

 

Ooh... I dont know if this is right, but I'm going to use my best judgment. (Judge uses an "e", but is not included in the word judgment.)

I hope that's right..

 

Ohhh crap!! I fell for that.. I'm so stupid, the word was right there.. nice riddle though =D

 

What is heavy, but is actually light?
The answer to the question above is a metal ball, since it feels heavy but is actually light considering it's small compared to other heavy objects. Nice guesses to all of you though, very nicely done

What is very tiny, but can get enormously big?

 

An ego?

 

Wrong, it's cell. It is very tiny, but it can get as big as the biggest creature in this world by splitting into two cells, four cells, etc.. But a nice guess.
What is a liquid, but is also an air?

 

Oxygen?