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    Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball.
     
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    What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
     
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    I entered a joke contest. I submitted 10 jokes to have a 10 times as high chance of winning. However, in the end, none of my jokes made it. In fact, no pun in ten did!
     
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    I've actually already said this joke just more simply. >.>
     
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    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
     
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    What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
     
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    Knock knock. It's the landlord. Rent is due.
     
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    You know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.
     
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    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
     
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    Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
     
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    I have a job crushing soft drink cans. It's soda pressing.
     
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    I just gave my dead batteries away. Free of charge of course
     
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    It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a lil wayne.
     
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    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
     
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    How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on.
     
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    You wanna know what really blows? Wind.
     
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    I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
     
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    Why did I get a job at the bakery? Because I kneaded the dough.
     
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    Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
     
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    And then Satan said ''let there be letters in math''.
     
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    Why couldn't the pirate play cards? He was sitting on the deck.
     
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    Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar... It was tense.

     
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    Alright nighty tighty.
     
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    What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

    Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs!
     
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    1. I told all these jokes to my dad...and he died out laughing..
     
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