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  1. Black Widow

    Black Widow Forum Administrator Administrator

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    I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.

    It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
     
    Black Widow, Feb 3, 2014
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    What’s white and can’t climb trees? A fridge.
     
    Black Widow, Feb 3, 2014
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    Oh god. ;-;

    What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
     
    Black Widow, Feb 3, 2014
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    Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys? Because he was shellfish.
     
    Black Widow, Feb 3, 2014
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    Batgirl Lieutenant Colonel (19) Member

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    y did the number six scared of number seven





    cause seven ate the nine
     
    Batgirl, Feb 3, 2014
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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My*enis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
     
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    Black Widow, Feb 3, 2014
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    wazooman Brigadier General (21) Member

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    Okay....
     
    wazooman, Feb 3, 2014
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    Censored it now, happy? -.-
     
    Black Widow, Feb 3, 2014
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    An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
     
    Black Widow, Feb 3, 2014
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    DinomanIV Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    Simba was moving slow so I told him to Mufasa.

    Two muffins are baking in an oven. One says to the other "Is it hot in here?". The other says ''HOLY CR*P A TALKING MUFFIN!''.

    A whale walks into a bar and says "eeeeeooooOOOOOOaaaah! pshhhh!"
     
    DinomanIV, Feb 3, 2014
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    xXxTnTxXx Brigadier General (21) Member

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    These are getting a bit too classic imo... but about 280 posts of jokes is pretty amazing.
     
    xXxTnTxXx, Feb 3, 2014
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    wazooman Brigadier General (21) Member

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    I was going to post that, but then I remembered YOUR rule, so I didn't. And then I see you post it, I was all like... ( . _ . )
     
    wazooman, Feb 3, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

    genius
     
    BLACKED.com, Feb 4, 2014
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    DinomanIV Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    What's the best way to kill your kids? Make them wear a super camo suit and drivers won't see them. 100% children death.
     
    DinomanIV, Feb 4, 2014
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    xXxTnTxXx Brigadier General (21) Member

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    That's... uh.. a bit crossing the line... o.o
     
    xXxTnTxXx, Feb 4, 2014
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    xXxTnTxXx Brigadier General (21) Member

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    That's not even a joke... -.-
     
    xXxTnTxXx, Feb 4, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    How'bout this? :D

    [​IMG]
     
    BLACKED.com, Feb 5, 2014
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    xXxTnTxXx Brigadier General (21) Member

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    ...

    Not even close. Something like "Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the 'guts'". That'll do...
     
    xXxTnTxXx, Feb 5, 2014
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    I once sat down at my computer.
     
    Dryykon, Feb 5, 2014
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    xXxTnTxXx Brigadier General (21) Member

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    I feel like unwatching this thread ._.

    Twas good while it lasted :|
     
    xXxTnTxXx, Feb 5, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    I was playing 1v1, yes this really happened.

    PLAYER: Oh plz DONT TAKE THE BOX PLZ MAN I WANNA
    ME: Eh, no, I want tank coins.
    PLAYER: PLZ MAN I LOVE U IF YOU TAKE THEM IMA **** YO TEETH UP BRO IM THE HOST I CAN KICK U
    ME: Eh, nahh.
    *Got 3 tank coins from boxes, and a Nuke*
    PLAYER: **** YOU LITTLE SON OF A ***** WHY ON THE *8****************************** YOU TOOK IT!!!! OMG!! IMA KICK U NAO GIMME YO PASSWORD AND I WILL KICK U OUT *****!!!!!

    is this guy seriously saying it.
     
    BLACKED.com, Feb 5, 2014
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    wazooman Brigadier General (21) Member

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    3 TCs and a nuke?... either the luckiest box ever, hax, or you are lying. XD
     
    wazooman, Feb 5, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    I actually got it once, the full lucks were very effective before the prestige update.
     
    BLACKED.com, Feb 5, 2014
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    What kind of guns do bees use? BeeBee guns.
     
    Black Widow, Feb 5, 2014
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    Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? His mummy
     
    Black Widow, Feb 13, 2014
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