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Worst Jokes Ever

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  1. Bloon Storm

    Bloon Storm Private E-1 (2) Member

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    Tell me and us the worst jokes you can come up with. It can be messed up or not. You decide.
     
    Bloon Storm, Apr 7, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    ME: Can I drink the water?
    BRO: Ermmm, okay.
     
    BLACKED.com, Apr 7, 2014
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  3. MoJ

    MoJ Corporal (5) Member

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    Whats the difference between a priest and acne?
    Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12.
     
    MoJ, Apr 8, 2014
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  4. Dryykon

    Dryykon Second Lieutenant (15) Member

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    Dryykon, Apr 11, 2014
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    wazooman Brigadier General (21) Member

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    Wanna hear a joke? ObamaCare.
     
    wazooman, Apr 11, 2014
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  6. THENEXTOBAMA aka yourmom

    THENEXTOBAMA aka yourmom Corporal (5) Member

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    Wanna hear a joke?...
    Your life xD
    nobody? oh OK...
    :(
     
    THENEXTOBAMA aka yourmom, Apr 11, 2014
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  7. stoner96

    stoner96 Specialist (6) Member

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    a dyslexic man walked into a bra
     
    stoner96, Apr 11, 2014
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    Dryykon Second Lieutenant (15) Member

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    That one was actually decent.. you had one job stoner..

    One job.

    [​IMG]
     
    Dryykon, Apr 11, 2014
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    stoner96 Specialist (6) Member

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    yeah? .-. well you said "night" like 30 minutes ago! LIAR!!!!!!!!
     
    stoner96, Apr 11, 2014
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    Dryykon Second Lieutenant (15) Member

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    The internet occurred :O

    Unfortunately I have a University Orientation thingummy tomorrow (today) and a tough tennis match.

    But the internet.. it occurred.

    [​IMG]
     
    Dryykon, Apr 11, 2014
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    stoner96 Specialist (6) Member

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    a broken pencil is useless
     
    stoner96, Apr 11, 2014
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    Dryykon Second Lieutenant (15) Member

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    This literally made me lol.

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    Dryykon, Apr 11, 2014
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    stoner96 Specialist (6) Member

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    If this were a contest, you would win. I hate your freakin math jokes >_< makes me feel as if i need to solve them >_>
     
    stoner96, Apr 11, 2014
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    jgalloway64 Master Sergeant (10) Member

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    LMFAO
     
    jgalloway64, Apr 11, 2014
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  15. Bloon Storm

    Bloon Storm Private E-1 (2) Member

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    Wow. Lol
     
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    Brownies that were pink...

    Pinkies
     
    TheBird, Apr 13, 2014
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    Worst joke ever
     
    Evil King, Apr 13, 2014
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  18. MoJ

    MoJ Corporal (5) Member

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    So... how prejudiced, racist, and sexist can I be without getting in trouble ._.
     
    MoJ, Apr 13, 2014
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    xXxTnTxXx Brigadier General (21) Member

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    I... I don't get it... ._.
     
    xXxTnTxXx, Apr 13, 2014
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  20. jgalloway64

    jgalloway64 Master Sergeant (10) Member

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    come/cum :">
     
    jgalloway64, Apr 13, 2014
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  21. xXxTnTxXx

    xXxTnTxXx Brigadier General (21) Member

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    what...? .-.

    i must be sooo stupid
     
    xXxTnTxXx, Apr 13, 2014
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    jgalloway64 Master Sergeant (10) Member

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    Its a stereotype that priests like little children. and cum means to ejaculate, if that's what you're asking :)
     
    jgalloway64, Apr 13, 2014
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  23. xXxTnTxXx

    xXxTnTxXx Brigadier General (21) Member

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    ???????

    nvm lol
     
    xXxTnTxXx, Apr 13, 2014
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  24. TankFrank

    TankFrank Command Sergeant Major (13) Former Moderator

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    It is a well-known problem that some priests (a very minority of them) are pedophiles, that means that they like to have sex with children, or, in general, with minor persons. As you may know this is outside the law, besides the fact it's disgusting. He was making a joke with the coming of acnes in the face and the other "coming" ...
     
    TankFrank, Apr 13, 2014
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    Bloon Storm Private E-1 (2) Member

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    Now the Pope looks different to us bloons.
     
    Bloon Storm, Apr 14, 2014
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