Worst Jokes Ever

lol

 

Why was the black man scarred when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting

 

How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!?

 

How do you blindfold a chinese person?
Dental floss.

 

What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit!

 

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake

 

What do you call a white Orgy?
A snowball

What do you call a Black Orgy?
Mud Wrestling

What do you call a Mexican Orgy?
Family reunion

 

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

 

What does the human race and jelly beans have in common?
Nobody likes the Black ones. (no offense )

 

What do you call a sleepwalking Nun?
A Roamin' Catholic

 

I should really do some of these 'bad' jokes... lol, i need to beat wazoo in likes... well, i will

 

is there a limit for daily likes ??

 

well the thread title says that it's gonna be about bad jokes but many of those here are not that bad.. so...
i think that one is bad...

three monks are walking down the path when they see something.
the first monk says it's a shit..
the second says it's a piece of chocolate cake..
the third monk takes a pinch of it with his fingers, tastes it and announces:
well, indeed this is a piece of chocolate cake... but once it has been already eaten.

 

a man is sitting on the toilet in his house and a small spider is slacking down his spiderweb.

spider: hello! have you got any malleus by chance?
man: er.. no..
spider: oh, ok. goodbye then!

the next day the situation happens again and the man thinks if the spider comes again tommorow i'll tell him that i've got a malleus to see what will happen
so next day the man is sitting on the toilet and the small spider is slacking from his web again.

s: hello! have you got any malleus by chance?
m: yes, i've got one!
s: oh, ok. bye then!

 

there's that eagle and he is running very fast and jumping off the cliff.. falls, falls.. and falls for a while, then he streches his wings about two feet over the ground and flies back towards the high ground. a sparrow sees that and he asks the eagle why are you doing this.
the eagle says to chill out.
wow says the sparrow can i try too? the eagle agreed and they're now running together then jumping off the cliff, then openning their wings two feet over the ground..
a wolf is watching the whole thing and then he asks: hey, guys, why are you doing this?
the eagle says that they're doing this to chill out. the sparrow asks the wolf to join them and the wolf agrees.
now the eagle, the sparrow and the wolf are running very fast towards the abyss and jumping off the cliff.
then the sparrow thinks about something deeply and asks the woolf: hey, but.. wolf.. do you have wings anyway? the wolf says no
wow! says the sparrow, you are one bad motherfuckin' chilled dude!

 

and some insane joke:
what's the difference between a canary bird and why?
because his one leg is more than the other

 

what is the difference between a frog and a mostly?
frog is geen and mostly on her back

 

Teacher: Trevor, what do you know about the Dead Sea?
Trevor : I didn't even know it was ill, Sir!

 

A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?

 

Its been a rough day. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.

 

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

 

A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops.
And he asks him: - Hey, What happens to you? -
(crying) Look! and he points a crashed car. -
Well, don't care and buy another car. -
Look inside the car! -
Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all. -
Look inside her mouth!!!

 

A desperate man goes to the doctor because he can't get a hard-on.
He says " Doc I can't live without sex, I need the use of my equipment back!!
" The Doc says " There is an experimental procedure where the mucles of a baby elephants' trunk are removed and implanted in your penis, this gives you the full use of your penis.
" Great I'll do it.
Some time after the procedure, the man is at dinner with his date. He feels a rustle in his pants.
So he just ignored it.
It happens again.
So he figured it just needed some air. So he unzips his pants to let it out.
The problem seemed to go away until his penis reached up onto the table, grabbed a roll and disapeared back under the table.
His date stared in complete awe and said " Can you do that again".
He said " Probally but I don't think I could fit another roll up my ass."

 

Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison...

 

Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.