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  1. Owl_Spirit27

    Owl_Spirit27 Private First Class (4) Member

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    I'm talon you, these puns are owlmost as horrible as owlgebra class :c
     
    Owl_Spirit27, Apr 21, 2016
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    MeowrPower Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    You have got to be kitten me right meow, we turned this clawsome thread into this D:
    Pawlease sthap all this, I am pretty pawsitive it is making my procatsination worse ;-;
     
    MeowrPower, Apr 22, 2016
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    oh are we starting on animal puns? i got some ruff ones but they are still good but with cats i think im barking up the wrong tree with all this i mean i not to good at puns they make me barking mad.
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    Dog, Apr 22, 2016
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    Owl_Spirit27 Private First Class (4) Member

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    Don't make me puma pants. Cat puns freak meowt
     
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    Owl_Spirit27, Apr 22, 2016
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    did you hear the one about the guy with no ears?
    niver did he
     
    Dog, Apr 25, 2016
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    There once was a watermelon and a honeydew that was dating.
    One day they decided they wanted to get married and told their parents about their plans.
    But their parents wouldn't allow it.
    The watermelon told the honeydew," Want to run away and get married?"
    The honeydew told him," Sorry I cantelope."
     
    ComplexOri, May 22, 2016
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    tried to eat fog today
    mist
    :cool:
     
    Owl_Spirit27, May 22, 2016
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    MeowrPower Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    A priest once married two ariels, the service was a bit dull but the reception was amazing :3
     
    MeowrPower, Jun 14, 2016
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    How do you turn soup to gold?

    Add 24 karats:p
     
    ComplexOri, Jun 14, 2016
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    this has just become a pun thread now right?
    OH THE HUE-MANATEE
     
    Dog, Jun 17, 2016
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    MeowrPower Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    A magical tractor went down the road and turned into a field....
     
    MeowrPower, Jun 17, 2016
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    Whale then....
    (._______________.)__Y
     
    Navi, Jun 20, 2016
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    no really this is a joke
    (im very tired)
     
    Dog, Jun 20, 2016
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    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    Comp_ee7865_5976705.jpg
     
    Candor, Jul 19, 2016
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    One Spanish, one French and a Chinese are in the top of the roof in a hotel.
    The French throws his wine glass out of the roof and says:
    -In France we have a lot of these!
    The Chinese grabs a mobile phone, throws it and says:
    -In China we have a lot of these!
    The Spanish grabs the Chinese, throws it and says:
    -In Spain we have a lot of these too.

    ------------------------------------------------

    -English ( Sorry for my bad hello )
     
    Miytko, Jul 19, 2016
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    What type of mathematics do children of witches learn?

    Algebracadabra.
     
    Blue Phantom, Aug 1, 2016
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  17. MythicalRainbowPumpkins

    MythicalRainbowPumpkins Unconfirmed Member

    Teacher told me to have a good day...

    So i went home.
     
    MythicalRainbowPumpkins, Aug 1, 2016
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    What do owls buy to listen to music?

    Owlbums!
     
    ComplexOri, Aug 2, 2016
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    What's brown and sticky

    A stick
     
    Optimus Prime, Aug 2, 2016
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    -P.E.E.K.A.- Sergeant First Class (9) Member

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    I'm late I shall tell a joke.

    Life.
     
    -P.E.E.K.A.-, Aug 2, 2016
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  21. MythicalRainbowPumpkins

    MythicalRainbowPumpkins Unconfirmed Member

    I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu
     
    MythicalRainbowPumpkins, Aug 9, 2016
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    -P.E.E.K.A.- Sergeant First Class (9) Member

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    What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?

    You only have to put the information once in the computer.
    *ba dum tiss*
     
    -P.E.E.K.A.-, Aug 9, 2016
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    Never tell a smoker you think you are getting addicted to second hand smoke from being around it so much, they will say you need to start pitching in for cigarette packs.
     
    LethalMajestic, Sep 1, 2016
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    If you are ever angry at someone just throw a 7up can at them, because its a soft drink it won't hurt...
     
    LethalMajestic, Sep 28, 2016
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    Say trick shot in shell shock in a compromising situation, and let off a earthquake...
     
    LethalMajestic, Sep 28, 2016
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