Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, I ate it! Bwahahahah!

/me wishes for /me wishing for me/ wishing for /me wishing

 

Granted. I'm not even gonna touch that one.

I wish that SCPs were real

 

Granted, dunno what that is.

I wish for a better signature.

 

Granted! you got one! but I put it in the recycle bin, and deleted it!

I wish I could cut a hot knife with butter!

 

Granted, the butter turned into a katana right when you sliced it down, so you cut yourself.

I wish for more staples.

 

Granted! but there in your mouth (Hehe)

I wish for a stapler!

 

Granted, I took it.

I wish for a better laptop.

 

Granted! but when you went to use it, you sat on it, and it broke.

I wish for me to be in agents signature, EVERYTIME! lol

 

Granted, but that would not be awesome.

I wish for HTML to be allowed in my signature.

 

granted but some script kiddie ends up destroying the forum

i wish for unlimited sugar

 

Granted, you only got unlimited grains stuck in one massive one.

I wish for true love.

 

Granted. SCP-682 shows up at your door, and you run away to get married. (You might wanna look that up to see what you're getting into)

I wish I had a pet SCP-173 that wouldn't kill people.

 

Granted, but it only ate you.

I wish for true hate!

 

Granted, it turns into true love.

I wish for more people that I like in my neighborhood.

 

Granted, except that only lasted for 9.5032282717193048291019178276364820183747291039475738405837161805483628191019387475757575757 seconds.

I wish for it to last 9.50322827171930482910191782763648201837472910394757384058371618054836281910193874757575757574 seconds.

 

Granted, except there is no measurement of time smaller than 5.4x10^-44 thus imploding the entire Universe for breaking the Space-time continuum

I wish that my spacebar would stop breaking, it's annoying having to snap it back in place every so often, even if it only takes about a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a calorie to pull off every time.

 

Granted. It broke permanently.

I wish for a new computer c :

 

Granted. I took it and broke it. For the children!

I wish to understand all meaning!

 

I wish all of you would stop wishing!!!!!!!

 

Granted, the wish god denied it.

I wish for a better signature.

 

Granted! but hey! A Terraria on your signature
and TF2

I wish i was level 50 in SSL2

 

granted, but your account was deleted.


i wish i could be a professional baseballplayer

 

gr-anted but when you played baseball the hit ball hit you

 

ouch'

 

ooo no posts in a while!

i wish for a drexel pony <3