Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, but uhhh...your nob...No im not ansewering any south park Qs...you die.

I wish for a holy hand grenade in IRL.

 

Wish granted except you don't actually get the holly grenade because you killed me.

I wish for a raisin.

 

Grant

Granted, I'll put it in your coffin.

I wish for your stuff.

 

Granted, but he has nothing just for this moment....

I wish for Snow

 

Granted, but you are driving your car and you slip off a cliff and die.

I wish for 9xp.

 

Wish granted, but it turned out to be 0.9 XP.

I wish for 10 XP. :s

 

Granted, but you got 100000000000000000xp, than kChamp found out than he banned you.

I wish for skittles.

 

Granted, but you are on shrooms so the skittles aren't skittles, there starburst

I wish for a second head.

 

Granted, but your head ate all the food and you died of hunger.

I wish to take your role as god.

 

Granted, but I am ok with you taking my bread roll. mmm yummy

I wish for your leg.

 

Granted, you can have my leg but I still have control, which I keep kicking you in the groin.

I wish I got paided in gum.

 

Granted, but your pet unicorn eats all your gum.

I wish for a pet unicorn like yours.

 

Granted, but i gave you a horse with a party hat on.

I wish you to like this comment.

 

Granted, except I can't find it.

I wish for a...uh...1 tank coin?

 

Granted, but gave a 1/2 a tank coin which you can't use.

I wish for 1 more like on any comment.

 

Granted, except you received 2 more likes.

I wish for 2.5 tank coins.

 

Granted, but it turned out to be 2.5 items...

I wish for 2.5 items...

 

Granted, but it turned out to be 2.5 raisins.

I wish for 2.5 raisins.

 

Granted, but they aren't edible.

I wish for 2.5 edible raisins...

 

Granted, but they give you the plague, and the plague also infects your whole family. So they get pissed at you and cut off your legs and arms. After they are thoroughly satisfied with that they hang you by your toes until you say sorry for giving the raisin plague, but seeing as how you are stubborn you deny that you ever gave them plague so they kill you with a hammer.

I wish for the raisin plague.

 

Granted, but the same thing that happened to me, happened to you.

I wish for 2.5 raisins minus the plague...

 

Sounds like the amish mafia did this.

 

Granted, but you only got one raisin.
I wish to have all weapon packs.

 

Granted, except they got revoked.

I wish for a a mousepad.

 

Granted, but I misunderstood and gave you a mouse (animal).

I wish for a harmless grain of sand thats not ratioactive.