(didn't wanna post this in forum discussion due to it being possible spam) he's come! he even approved of this forum! w00t w00t! http://shellshockliveforums.com/index.php?members/obama.1575/ (i really created 'him.' ;p; )
technically he never actually said "I am the president." He has the same name as the president, (when George Bush was president, lots of people were named George).
Naw, Obama is too busy making false threats to Russia. Besides that I think hes a whipped husband.(Wife tells him what to do and he doesn't resist.)
Though that is true, your a married man Mr president. Being friends with girls on the internet isn't the way to go for you. Also how rude to Kate, that your face in the picture is suggesting shes eh. O.O
If he comes into your yard, just show bring out a Bible, and show him it. He will crawl back into his limousine, and drive back where he came from..
Hi ho captain; dangerous waters are spotted nearby. They are known as religion and politics, and have claimed many a ship.