Corrupt The Wish!

Wish granted, except it was not sand.

I wish for someone to ask for a signature request.

 

Wish granted. You get 1000 of them.

I wish for all the trolls to go away.

 

Granted, but hackers came.
I wish that the new weapon pack is really good.

 

Granted, but it costs 1000 coins.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

Granted, but due to unforeseen circumstances, the game has ended, due to the nature of this forum thread, hereby known as "thread", in which any previous replies are, in some form or another, corrupted, twisted, and/or changed deliberately. However, due to the above post, hereby known as "reply", the nullification of the thread has occurred, which creates such a scenario in which the game has indeed ended. But, because of the rules of aforementioned game and the above reply, the entire cancellation of this post, hereby known as "general spam", is in order, in which the game will go on, but the creator of the reply, hereby known as "person" as well as all others, known as "people", will be forced to read the general spam. Both person and people will have achieved absolutely nothing, in spirit, mind, body, or anything whatsoever, by reading this.

I wish 6 months would pass by a lot faster.

 

Granted, but it turns into 6 years.

I wish I own SheelShock Live 2.

 

Granted, and the above wish doesn't really need to be corrupted, since SheelShock Live 2 doesn't exist.

I wish I could have a new laptop.

 

Granted, But I couldn't care less.

I wish for sleep and no nightmares or any bs.

 

Granted, and a nightmare and the occasional bs occurs.

I wish for more RAM. -.-"

 

Granted, but I'm still wondering that that is.

I wish for Xvio to change his avatar.

 

Granted, but he changed it to another pony.

I wish KChamp would come on more often.

 

Wish granted, but he actually took some suggestions.

I wish for my signature to have crates in it.

 

Granted, except it paid too much.

I wish I didn't have to go. See ya.

 

Granted, but your mom made you.

I wish for a watermelon.

 

Granted, except there was a bomb.

I wish for a 3 dollars.

 

Granted, but the economy crashed again, making all U.S. currency worthless.

I wish for Cody to get a different(and less similar) avatar.

 

Wish granted, except the only difference between his current and the new one was the color of one pixel.

I wish for it being more than 1 pixel.

 

Granted, but he copied yours instead.

I wish for something to happen. Anything!

 

Wish granted, except what happened was that your signature got revoked by the signature god.

I wish for better signature making skills...

 

Granted!

But you forgot all that you learned.

I wish for Summer to come faster

 

Granted, but school came faster than summer.

I wish for something bad to happen to me

 

granted, but when you slip on a curb you fall finding the winning lotto ticket xD

i wish i was in a band :O

 

Granted, But the kicked you out.

I wish for a 500,000,000 dollar bill! (Not the kind of bill you have to pay for)

 

granted, but it falls out of your pocket on the way home

i wish i could walk on water

 

Granted, except it only lasted for ten seconds.

I wish I could read people's mind.