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If Weapons Had Quotes...

Discussion in 'Fun Area' started by CHEESE1, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. CHEESE1

    CHEESE1 Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    The title is pretty self-explanatory. If each weapon in the game had a one-liner, what would it be?

    Moles - We're worthless little buggers, aren't we?
    Popcorn - COOOOOOOORN!
    Fiesta - Diabetic approved.
    Zits - Just as worthless as the real thing.
    Chicken Fling - Colonel Sanders approved.
    Twinkler - Nobody loves me...
    Floaters - We're slightly not worthless!
    Shot - You always use us last.

    You get the point. Come up with your own and post them :3
     
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  2. Black Widow

    Black Widow Forum Administrator Administrator

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    Sorry, dislike the fiesta weapon quote.
     
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    Raichu Sergeant Major (12) Member

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    Meganuke:its the final countdown!
    Sniper:the best is the explosion
    25-ball:if you dont hit at least 1,oculist time
     
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    Batgirl Lieutenant Colonel (19) Member

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    artillery - let it rain!
    sniper - ghillie in the mist
    fireworks - light show!
    digger - down the rabbit hole
    pinata - CANDY!
    fiesta - MORE CANDY!
    twinkler - stars that twinkle
    grand finale - the credits
     
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  5. Taylor

    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    Great ideas guys.
     

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