The title is pretty self-explanatory. If each weapon in the game had a one-liner, what would it be? Moles - We're worthless little buggers, aren't we? Popcorn - COOOOOOOORN! Fiesta - Diabetic approved. Zits - Just as worthless as the real thing. Chicken Fling - Colonel Sanders approved. Twinkler - Nobody loves me... Floaters - We're slightly not worthless! Shot - You always use us last. You get the point. Come up with your own and post them :3
Meganuke:its the final countdown! Sniper:the best is the explosion 25-ball:if you dont hit at least 1,oculist time
artillery - let it rain! sniper - ghillie in the mist fireworks - light show! digger - down the rabbit hole pinata - CANDY! fiesta - MORE CANDY! twinkler - stars that twinkle grand finale - the credits