- 10 minutes trying to connect. Method 1 not working, method 2 saying I'm already connected. - First battle, first shot, with 4 players stacked, pyrotechnics and x2, crash before i get to click. - Second battle, one of my teammates does more damage to his team than the other team. We get an enemy player at 15 HP. I ask my 2 teammates, "Do you have him or should I shoot?" One of them says he has it. 5 shots later there are still 3 enemies, with that guy on 7 HP. When I express my amazement I get a "Fucking relax, dude, it's just a game". - Next battle, a level 83 has a clear straight shot on the enemy (he drives up in his face), and then he chooses to shoot up with river (obviously does no damage) I tell him to put the ruler away. Next shot, I kid you not, river again, vertical shot again (does no damage) - I get into a rebound match. First 9 shots, no damage because bumper position or weapons like penetrator, earthquake or m4. I'm out... Next battle. - Trying to get into a level 67 battle as a level 83. I get kicked by the level 77 host... 5 times, because I'm persistent like that. I guess he needs to farm those level 20 players. I'm done. The end. So how was your day?
I kicked a level 83 out of my game 5 times after using my alt to fire upwards with River for no reason
my day in ssl: -Oh a lvl 100! -OMG a lvl 100 -WOW LVL 100 you have no life -LVL 100 I'm dead -can you give me some of your gears? -yes we won we got lvl 100 in our team -we lost lvl 100 is in enemy team -you have god rays??????HOW????????! -when i use nuke hitting 2/3 people they say "this is so unfair" -lvl 40 people that hit with sub sniper far range with arc shot,nothing else to say about that - x3,76 xp rebound game!!!! -ALL ON MID WEAP XP/XP -one weapon mode guns -guns in rebound -accidentaly join in a lvl field mode game wasting several minutes of my life since i get half xp + lvl 40 weapons( it is like paying money to get punched in face) -I look all my weapons in menu and then i scroll down seeing 2 black spots that will probably stay black for a bunch of time(chopper and blunder)
My day is spending 50% of the time trying to join a game. I could make my own game but meh... too lazy. xD
"Okay, let's start targeting some achievements" First off, Points matches *Creates a 5t points 1v1* 1 win, they leave A Deadshot joins, ugh, not in mood for tryhards atm but fk it. Win, Loss, Loss, Wi.. nope D/C... *Reloads game once wifi comes back* Fine *Creates a points match* *D/C before even 1 person joins* Well fk then *Reloads* Insta d/c... Really? *Reload again* Uh, Assassin then? Maybe different outcome.. *Creates Assassin 1v1v1* Win Tie "Hey, how you kill me? You can't hurt me until turn after you kill target. Must be laser glitch." "No, damage can be taken if I take out my target then hit you, that's what happened." *D/C before send answer* Oh fk u, wifi... *Reload* Wi.. nope D/C... groan... 1 more attempt *Reloads and creates another Assassin 1v1v1* *waiting* Win *waiting* Tie, Tie, Tie, Loss *waiting* Tie, Tie, Ti.. nope, in-game d/c, not even Wifi d/c. "Bye" *leaves*
The following dialogues are commonly heard phrases and occurences and are not listed in any particular order: lvl 99 gg. I'm dead. WTF. OMG. HOLY SHT. Ruler. Hacker. How do you have so many gears? What's your rank? How many hours? You have god rays! Did you play kchamp? How do you play kchamp? I hate wind. Wind sucks. You suck. Fck you. *stacks on me only to hit a shot on me and himself at the same time for no reason* HAH NO EXP FOR YOU *Quits or kills himself to take away my xp* Misses shot, misses x2, hits himself by accident: I quit! *poof*
