So this happened today... and I think I'm going to Hell.

I had parked in the WalMart lot today to get "not-low" and saw this guy walking into the store with a helper on each side holding him and a red crash helmet on his head. I was watching this intently because you simply don't see those old-school bright colored "Look at me I'm challenged" helmets anymore... here's where it gets bad... Just as this poor guy gets to the store entrance something distracts the two helpers for a SPLIT SECOND and this guy does a forward-jerking nosedive right into the concrete!! I knew I had just witnessed something horrible, but I burst out laughing uncontrollably. It was as if the poor guy was waiting for them to let go and just thrust himself to the ground face-first, no hands or nothing! Crash helmet surely saved his life!

...ever since then I've been on the lookout for more crash-helmets, you might just witness a gem.

 

You, my friend, are going to heaven for sharing this with us.

 

:O Thats so terrible. But... I would probably laugh too.

 

you guys are bad and should feel bad

 

But we realize our own error, at least.

 

I know it's awful that I didn't rush to the front of the store stoned out of my mind and jam my way into a crowd of medical professionals to do something right?

Instead I went home and murdered a bag of cookies...

Agent60, I've actually laughed so much at the expense of the handicapped that I'm almost positive I will be the future father of a handicapped child. Because of this I've mentally prepared myself to love and care for whatever karma blesses me with unconditionally. Of course I feel bad that I laughed, but a bad person, I am not. I'm sorry this post offended you, I knew it was risky.

~Dan

 

I laugh when people do something funny, such as falling over. I don't discriminate at who I laugh at.

(I think I should stop digging.)

 

Hahahahaha that's pretty sad, I can totally imagine a guy bursting out in laughter when he sees it though

 

lol. im pretty sure he was glad to make someone's day