You've been registered since 512 days? What a show! You could have some cake, but we might be out of it, or maybe it's gone stale...
A whole year! You've been here! You've been near! 365 days! I would be sad if you got yanked into a passing black hole.
You landed here 255 days prior to the current day! Welcome to your 256th.
You've been registered for 128 days! Have you noticed a pattern yet, or has it been so long?
You've been registered for 64 days! 64 is a good number, you know?
You've been registered for 32 days! That's over a month!
You've been registered for 16 days!
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
You're an enlightened soul - your post-to-likes ratio is 0.5 or higher.
You've been registered for 8 days!
We have received your message and are awaiting more.
You've been registered for 4 days!
You've been registered for a whole 2 days!
You're a member! That's awesome! You're awesome!
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