You've been registered since 512 days? What a show! You could have some cake, but we might be out of it, or maybe it's gone stale...
A whole year! You've been here! You've been near! 365 days! I would be sad if you got yanked into a passing black hole.
You landed here 255 days prior to the current day! Welcome to your 256th.
We have received your message and are awaiting more.
How on earth? You have more likes than posts. Good job!
You're an enlightened soul - your post-to-likes ratio is 0.5 or higher.
You've been registered for 128 days! Have you noticed a pattern yet, or has it been so long?
You've been registered for 64 days! 64 is a good number, you know?
You've been registered for 32 days! That's over a month!
You've been registered for 16 days!
You've been registered for 8 days!
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
You've been registered for 4 days!
You've been registered for a whole 2 days!
You're a member! That's awesome! You're awesome!
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