More like, why can't I hold all 100 of these posts? Right?
You've been registered since 512 days? What a show! You could have some cake, but we might be out of it, or maybe it's gone stale...
A whole year! You've been here! You've been near! 365 days! I would be sad if you got yanked into a passing black hole.
You landed here 255 days prior to the current day! Welcome to your 256th.
75 posts! Are you the bomb?
You've been registered for 128 days! Have you noticed a pattern yet, or has it been so long?
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes
How on earth? You have more likes than posts. Good job!
You've been registered for 64 days! 64 is a good number, you know?
You've posted 50 times! You can't be stopped!
You've been registered for 32 days! That's over a month!
You've posted 25 times! And, no. We don't take tank coins.
You've been registered for 16 days!
You've been registered for 8 days!
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
You've been registered for 4 days!
You've been registered for a whole 2 days!
You're a member! That's awesome! You're awesome!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
We have received your message and are awaiting more.
You're an enlightened soul - your post-to-likes ratio is 0.5 or higher.
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