Corrupt The Wish!

Wish granted, but I take the money and spend it on pokemon cards. LOL

I wish I had every pokemon card in the world. xD

 

Wish granted, except I managed to eat them.

I wish I had more to eat.

 

Granted, but the something you had more to eat was unfortunately your foot.

I wish for 1821 tank coins for gold rims.

 

Granted, except the rims shot up in price.

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep (good night).

 

Wish granted, then you die of insomnia.

I wish weapon pack 4 would come out already.

 

Wish granted, except you couldn't get it.

I wish I had a ruler.

 

Granted, but I am your ruler and I make you feed me cake.

I wish for 1 tank coin.

 

Granted, except it was a dummy tank coin, and it ate two others.

I wish for a real, and full, tank coin.

 

Wish granted, except tank coin currency has gone down so now the old 1 tank coin is really a 100th of a tank coin, rendering it useless.

I wish that I was the developer of shell shock live 2.

 

Granted, except you banned yourself, and can't get back in.

I wish I had a pony.

 

Wish granted, except I teared its guts out and ate the remaining contents.

I wish I had a demon rabid pony that could not betray me and was invincible to any attacks or mind tricks

 

Granted, except it died shorty after arrival.

I wish for Chrome rims.

 

Granted, but chrome rims were sadly discontinued.

I wish for gold rims that are not discontinueable.

 

Granted, except it rusted.

I wish for black rims.

 

Granted, but kChamp considered your rims to be racist, and you were permanently banned from shell shock.

I wish to have unlimited items (shields, etc.)

 

Wish granted, except they were locked.

I wish for rainbow rims.

 

Wish granted, but you have to take mushrooms to see the rainbows

I wish for a giant black cock-roach

 

Wish granted, except you had to eat it, to be proven worthy.

I wish for a legit cow.

 

Wish granted, but I make tacos for everyone!

I wish for a legit penguin

 

Granted, but I make tacos for everyone!

I wish for candy.

 

Granted, but all you got are candy wrappers.
I wish for an ice-cold Coke.

 

Granted, except the actual bottle was as hot as lava.

I wish for some more tape.

 

Granted, but it got stuck on you.
I wish I would level up again today.

 

Granted, except it was than just one.

I wish I could stay awake.

 

Granted, but you only stayed awake for a second.
I wish for staples