Corrupt The Wish!

It was not supposed to be fun.

I wish for some tape....

 

Granted, except I ate it.

I wish I found a dollar.

 

Granted, but you spend that dollar on gas station sushi and die.

I wish for a corrupt wish.

 

Granted, except that I couldn't corrupt it.

I wish for the sentence below to be true.

The sentence above is false.

 

Granted, except the world ended 5 seconds later.

I wish for some vanilla...

 

Granted, but the vanilla had LSD in it and you got soo high that you jumped off a building and almost died, but you didnt and when you went to the hospitol you over dosed on morphine and died.

I wish for something to do, other than sit here and play ssl2.

 

Granted, but it is dark chocholate.

I wish for something to do other than SSl1 or SSl2.

 

I took what Cody said; as a joke.

Now that is all cleared up and you fags have had your little scene..

Granted. Go play Terraria at Colin's Fun Server.
I wish for a local VPN.

 

Granted, except someone hacked it.

I wish for another copper wire.

 

Granted, but it went missing.
I wish for a new avatar.

 

Granted. It crashed your computer when you uploaded it.
I wish for a dollar.

 

Granted, except I ate it.

I wish I understood the following:

The sentence below is true.

The sentence above is false.

 

Granted. Your head explodes.
I wish I understood the paradox above without bodily harm.

 

Granted, except your head also explodes.

I wish for Towel to understand staples.

 

Granted. We now have a staple-filled Towel

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

 

Granted, except I denied it with this wish.

I wish this wish wasn't a wish therefore didn't have to be granted even though it's a wish that really wasn't.

 

Granted.
I wish for Agent to understand the mental pain he just caused me...

 

Granted, except my wish that wasn't a wish also did not not infect your wish that was not also a wish so indeed became a wish that wasn't granted therefore a paradox has occurred random bit coming through about wishes that weren't.

I wish for some milk.

 

Granted. A cow crasher through your roof.

I wish I could play Minecraft in real life.

 

Granted, except I denied it and deleted everything you had.

I wish Minecraft didn't exist. c:

 

Granted. Herobine eats you.

I wish for Minecraft to be back.

 

Granted, except I still denied it.


I wish for a bottle of sodie pop.

 

Granted, but I drank it all.

I wish I had an elephant that can fly!

 

Granted, except I ate it.

I wish the sentence above was false.

 

Granted, I GOT MY ELEPHANT!

I wish you did eat my elephant.