Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, except I didn't revoke it.

I wish Cody would not bring back the argument. Again. Ever. At. All.

 

Granted! Cody is now banned!

I wish THIS post got a like... x2!

 

Granted, except I felt dead, unable to grant your second wish...

I wish need a hug D:

 

Granted, but I took back one of the likes.

I wish I could ban people from this thread *cough* mustangcody

 

Hug my penguin, he says bring it Foo

 

Granted, except that was the only wish that didn't go haywire.

I wish the OP has the right to ban/kick people from his threads.

 

Granted. Except you accidentally got kicked from the thread.
I wish Agent60 would make me a sig.

 

Granted, but he gave it to me

I wish I could see everything In 3D

 

Granted, I screw up the machine and made everything you see the 12th dimension.

Except there is no 12th dimension.

So you got stuck in a fragment dimension, forced and tested far from your limitations.

I wish for a Coke.

 

Granted! you got a coke! From under the dirt!

I wish I could eat dirt!

 

Logic, Logic, Logic is all you talk about...Why can't you speak normal and say "common sense" or "use your head".

 

Granted. You threw up.

I wish for a perfectly fine Coke. That just came out of the factory.

Also, this song is amazing. The whole thing is epic.

 

Granted! It was fresh from the factory, but it was messed up, and tasted like butt.

I wish dirt was chocolate!

 

Cody. 3 people do not want you in this thread furthermore. Can you not get that...


Granted, except it all melted, pressurized into the Earth's core, we go melty-bye-bye.

I wish for a cup of Joe.

 

Granted! you got a giant cup, full of people named Joe!

I wish for my penguin to come to life! and be my personal butler!

 

Granted, except he decided for mutiny and murdered you in his sleep.

I wish for a Grand Piano. I just have a keyboard that's 140 bucks. of mah own monay

 

in HIS sleep? he was sleepwalking? what an awesome penguin...

Granted! a piano landed on you from the sky!

I wish for a dark chocolate candy bar!

 

Grantd, you got diabetes.

I wish for the two shortswords I ordered to come. Today.

 

Granted!

I wish for a monster truck!

Oh wait, forgot to corrupt... Ok, they came, but the truck that was delivering them, crashed through your wall!

 

Huh?

Granted, except it got some slick on the bottom and destroyed your house.

I wish to understand the concept of the number Wau. (look it up)

 

Granted. In a few years.
I wish that mustangcody would just leave before I have to get Towel here.

 

okay, lets fix this corruption...

 

Granted, he still wouldn't listen.

I wish for a bag of chips.

 

Make that 4.

Granted, you are now the proud owner of the world's first dirt-flavored chips.

I wish I was in bed.

 

Granted, I pulled the bed right after you lied down.

I wish for some major Photo-Editing skills.