Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, but only kChamp can access and use XenForo resources (this is actually true).

I wish that I had a real-life Angry Bird.

 

Granted! now you have an angry eagle, that tries to peck out your eyes!


I wish I had more posts that everyone!

 

Granted. I rejected that.
I wish for a puppy. A cute one.

 

Granted! you got a puppy that was cute, only around you, and really is a monster that eats people

I wish for a moving (Tumblr) Avatar!

 

Granted, but it won't work. Believe me, I tried.

I wish it really did work.

 

That's what I am saying!

Granted! But they all don't load when you try to upload them

I wish for a pet giraffe!

 

Granted. It ate you.

I wish for a dime. c:

 

Granted. But you can't buy anything with just a dime.
I wish that everyone had access to the smileys.

 

Granted! but there was to many people spamming with them, so KChamp took them back.

I wish for a chocolate bunny! (Not a real, alive, animal, bunny)

 

Granted, but it turned out to be infused with tiny Titanium fragments.

I wish for true hate!

 

granted but u get fake love

i wish for all you can eat mangos

 

Granted. You feel left out.
I wish I knew what and when the next update is.

 

Granted, only Agent knows.

Bwahahha,

I wish to learn sign language.

 

Granted! you now hear stop signs talking to you!

I wish I could tap dance

 

Granted, except you sadly fell onstage.

I wish I could draw walking organic specimen.

 

Granted! But they all became extinct.

I wish I penguins could fly! (And Chickens)

 

Granted. Since penguins have wings now, people eat them instead of chicken.

I wish that school was out in 21 days

 

Granted, except I changed it to 2100 days.

I wish I knew what happened to Ceron and Apple.

 

Granted. Ceron is hiding in the bushes behind your house with a rather large knife, and I ate Apple.

I wish that Ceron wouldn't kill Agent. Or me.

 

Granted, except I took the knife and ate it.

I wish for a [Insert Random Animal]!

 

Granted. You now own a pony.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

 

Granted, except it wasn't opposite day. (get it?).

I wish I really could shower. Right. Now.

 

Granted. Some unknown force smashes through the roof over your head, leaving a gaping hole. It then starts to rain.

I wish for... Dirt?

 

Granted! you are now buried alive!

I wish when I wake up in the morning, I could just, fly out of my bed, and I had robots to make my bed for me ._.

 

Granted, robots went Haywire and ate ya.

I wish I wasn't on IRC right now. :l