Corrupt The Wish!

ok mommy. :[

i wish for a pony

 

But the pony is addicted to Justin Bieber.

I wish for 1000 tank coins.

 

Granted, but the prices for everything in the shop costs 1000 more tank coins.
I wish one of my weapon suggestions will be in the game.

 

Granted, but kChamp is offline.
I wish for 1 dollar

 

So my wish isn't granted? -_-

Granted, kill all the humans for a true peace.
I wish for coconuts :3

 

Granted, but God punished you because you'll be wasting your life just for a game.
I wish for someone to buy me the holiday deal

 

Granted, but the deal expired 1 second before you bought it.


I wish I was high.

 

Granted, but you don't want to get high, if you know what I mean

I wish for a rainbow font.

 

Granted, but you still have homework

I wish I never had to do homework.

 

I wish I had a pony

 

Granted, but it required wind to fly and there was none.

I wish for tomato sauce for my spaghetti.

 

Granted, but it was sh*t...

I wish for a mommy.

 

Granted, but 'dad' was a toaster.

I wish I had the moon in my bedroom.

 

Granted, but the cold weather turned to super cold weather.

I wish for sissy.

 

Granted but ur mother gave her away for a boy.

I wish for money

 

Granted but chuck Norris heard about and killed u for it.

I wish I had prestige 2 on ssl2

 

Granted, but it didn't work.

I wish for TNT

 

Granted but a kid stole it and replaced it with C4

I wish I had something to drink

 

Granted but ur teacher accidentally put in all 0's

I wish I was playing ssl2 ATM.

 

Granted, but the ATM broke down(atthemomentikrjustgowithit...)

I wish for wishes.

 

Granted but a bug happened and u lost it.

I wish I had 1 million dollars.

 

Granted, but it was a 1 mil dollar bill, and you lost it.

I wish for TNT.

 

Granted but it exploded in your face

I wish for a killer bear

 

Granted, but it exploded in your face.

I wish my wishes never got granted.

 

Your wishes backfired and you never got your barbie dreamhouse

I wish for a Mocha Frappuccino