Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, but it exploded in your face

 

I wish for some cookies.

 

You eat them and nothing appears to happen. You later find out they were made by your grandmother who died to a fatal disease. Since you ate the cookies, you have also contracted the disease. After losing your vision and hearing and feeling, you spend the next 60 years alone with nothing to contact you besides your imagination. As you rot on your hospital bed, you suffer a fatal heart attack.

I wish to suffer a painful death.

 

Granted, but while dying, you were killed fast.

I wish for a Llama!

 

Granted, but the Llama ate you.

I wish for happiness.

 

Granted, but shortly after you fell to depression.

I wish Freddie Mercury wasn't dead.

 

Granted, but that's just scientifically impossible.

I wish for 5 day weekends.

 

Granted but Obama changed it to a 1 day weekend.

I wish for an apple :3

 

I wish for me to be more pro on SSL2 because I am pathetic!

Pathetic!

 

DinomanIV, please grant the above poster's wish before moving on to your wish.

Granted, but kChamp banned you from your awesomeness skills you earned.
I wish for a crying smiley.

 

Granted! But you can't use it, and everyone else can.

I wish for a little monkey! >:U

 

Monkey


Wish granted.

I wish for a wishing well to wish for this wish.

 

Granted, but since you don't have a wishing well, to wish for the wish to wish for a wishing well, you can't wish for a wishing well, to wish for the wish, because you have no wish.

I wish I won a tourney!

 

Granted, but you still feel empty inside.

I wish for attention

 

Granted! But no one signed up.

(P.S. I never did feel empty inside. XD)

I wish for a Monster Truck! (Not a real monster)

 

Granted! But it's tires were sliced..

I wish for friends with benefits

 

Granted! Here is your movie.

I wish for a sasage!

 

Granted! But it is completely burnt..

I wish I had a coffee

 

Granted! Here is your coffee bean.

I wish for an original corrupt!

 

Granted! But some hipster thought of this before..

I wish for a cloud

 

Cloud Strife chops you in half.

I wish for a ball of playdo.

 

Granted, but all colors are blend together into 1 dirty brown color.

I wish for chopsticks

 

Granted, but you accidentally stabbed your eyes since you didn't know how to use them

I wish for a huge chocolate without any poisons, nor explosions!

 

You get melted chocolate.
I wish for ********** to ban me.

 

Granted! But ***** already banned Agent, and now he is tired, and has to recharge.

I wish for a super power!