Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, but you wasted all your super powers on SSL2

I wish for a melted chocolate, without poison or explosions!

 

Granted! Too bad it's rotting

I wish for a disney land year card!

 

Granted, I give you an expired one.
I wish shessy wasn't tired.

 

Granted! Now he is asleep..

I wish for a 1000pc puzzle!

 

Granted, but a meteorite striked your house just before you had a chance to do it.

I wish for FOODS!!!

 

Granted! But it is just food that you don't like..

I wish for world peace

 

Me has no food that I don't like >

Granted, but someone wished that before on the thread.
I wish for..........a wish.

 

Granted! But it didn't came true!

I wish for a wish that came true

 

Granted. But it turns out the wish was in your dream.

I wish for French fries

 

Granted! but I eated them

I wish for a button!

 

Granted! But it has no function..

I wish I wasn't bored

 

Granted! But you just got piece of string to play with

I wish for a flare gun!

 

Granted, but it looks like this http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o140/James_J914/best-funny-pictures_safe-gun.jpg
I wish for Prestige 10 weapon.

 

Granted, but you get Shot because it's not made yet.
I wish I was in a clan.

 

Granted, you got kicked out of it because you have numbers in your name
I wish I wish I wish I wished to have $1000 bill.

 

Granted, but those don't exist, so I gave you a fake one.
I wish for an update.

 

Granted, the update was the reset of everybody's XP.
I wish for my clone.

 

It delivers pizza for Pizza Hut which explodes in your face.

I wish for good weapons from a crate when I need them.

 

Granted! You got prestige wep 6, which is a shot!

I wish for a peperoni pizza!

 

Granted, but I secretly mixed ecstasy in it Jk.
I wish for a tasty tank.

 

Granted! But you are not a member, so we revoked it. :3

I wish for a carrot! (Yesh, another food related with xD)

 

Granted, It picked your nose.
I wish for an infinite time.

 

Granted! Now there are infinite buyingtime clones!

I wish for this post to be 362

 

Granted, but you are too blind to see it

I wish for a wish to be ungranted

 

Granted! Your wish never existed.

I wish for a microphone.