Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, it broke because you screamed much and the spits kicked mic's ass.
I wish for a *********, and some ***** that can go with my *******. Don't forget to ******* me, because you gotta read this to corrupt my ******.




Lmao.

 

*********, ***** but these characters are useless.

I wish for jetpack for my granny in the other dimension.

 

granted , and now you created a tear in the dimension and aliens are taking over the world

i wish for nothing

 

Granted, but the other dimension was still in the medieval age, thus making your granny a witch. They burned her.


I wish to be able to time travel.

 

granted expect you are now stuck in that time until you die

i wish for nothing

 

What happened? Wish granted, but you reincarnated as Lincoln and was shot.

I wish for happiness

 

Granted, but it came with a hint of cyanide.

I see that Ill be stuck in time if i wish for time travel, so I'll wish for ice cream instead.

 

Wish granted, but you dropped it.

I wish to see a crying douche.

 

Granted! But Banna never cries. (FYI, I AM JOKING!)

I wish for a hotdog, with chilly!

 

Granted, but you realized it's just a frozen sexy dog. Still you liked it... But he came to life and ran away.

I wish for a spoiling fact from the future.

 

...

Granted! You will die in 5 minutes.

I wish for a hat!

 

Granted, but the hat is 10 sizes to small, now you can only use it as an eye patch.


I wish for a deneuralizer!

 

Granted, it's a vanilla icecream made from squishing maggots. Yuckkkk.
I wish for a cheese.

 

Granted, but you are not allowed to eat it.

I wish I was a faun!

 

Granted! But I spelt it wrong, and now you are a fan.

I wish for a blowtorch!

 

Granted, but it caught on fire and turned into ash.

I wish to be a millionaire

 

Granted! But it was taxed, and now you have 1 dollar

I wish for prestige wep 10 to be finished!

 

Granted. Now we have MegaMegaNuke.

I wish winter break lasted longer.

 

Granted! and we went into an Ice Age!

I wish for a wishing star!

 

granted! the wishing star falls from the sky and kills you!

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I wish for a glove!

 

Granted, but the base was cut of, now you have finger mittens.


I wish for a vacation

 

granted! your at a vacation in your workplace! now you dont get paid ! and you still work!

 

Granted, but I didn't hurry much and you died from depression.

I wish I was a genie to wish for anything I want.

 

granted! everything you wish for is now corrupt!

i wiash to join the deliquinet hackers clan