Corrupt The Wish!

I can wish anything I want? Wow!

Granted, but you spelt it wrong, now you are in a mindfu** paradox vortex.

P.S. I don't need to wish now, everything I wish grants itself!

I wish for a 100000000000000000 dollars.

AAAH *sinks in money*

I... Wish... To... Liiiiv.... *choking*, *coughing*, SOS!!!!, BRALHLH!!!

 

Granted! But you died, so you can't liiiiv anymore

I wish I was a human.

 

Granted, but nothing happen.

I am now in heaven. I wish to go back to earth.

 

Granted! but you never went to Heaven, so you can't come back

I wish for a cheezburger

 

Granted, but you spelled something wrong and my wish granting machine overloaded and exploded sending you to the Mindfu** Paradox Parallel Vortex.

I wish I could come to life because I am dead.

 

Granted! But you spelled it right, so I couldn't grant it.

I wish for a.. a.... A.... A..... a game with KChamp

 

Granted, you got banned from making accounts+your account.
I wish for a strawberry pop tart.

 

What did I do?!!?

Granted! But it blew up.

I wish for a noodle!

 

Granted, they're flexible needles
I wish for a blackberry pop tart.

 

Wait... You granted it but you couldn't grant it?



Granted, but it's in a safe so you can't eat it.

I wish for this wish not to be ruined.

 

Granted! But, you didn't wish for a physical object, or etc, so I technically cannot grant that, there for, ruining your wish!

I wish for a new creepy pasta!

 

Granted, meatballs are replaced with poops.

I wish for a dog like Wazz <3

 

Dude, don't answer the wish, if you don't know what creepy pasta is. Unless you are making fun of it. lol

I wish for a super man outfit.

 

Okay.

Granted, it's too smawll for you.
I wish for a roll cake.

 

Granted, but it's a Rick Roll cake.

I wish for a piece of phosphogypsum covered in maple syrup.

 

Granted, nobody knows what the heck that word is supposed to mean.
I wish for x2 weapons in ssl2.

 

Granted, but this means half xp.
I wish that I had a million dollars.

 

Granted, but Obama took it away from you because all those money were given from the millionaire drug dealers.
I wish for a $0.1 bill.

 

Granted, but nobody accepted it as real money.

I wish for a 2 day rain of dollar bills over my house.

 

Granted, your wish just got El Thor-ed.
I wish for a lightning.

 

Granted, but you died.

I wish for a gun that shoots luck.

 

Granted, it follows you to DEATH, in a bad way....
I wish for Dinawsawrs to be real.

 

Wish granted, but nothing happen, because dinosaurs are real, they just extinct.

I wish for success.

 

Granted, you are too hardcore for a sucess
I wish for a garlic sauce.

 

Granted, but it's just a *µg of it.

*µg - microgram

I wish I reincarnated into every different creature every day.