Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, but only for one day.

I wish for and new in game tank.

 

Granted but you can't use it.

I wish I had a better profile pic.

 

Granted! I gave your gorilla a mustache!

I wish for another ice cream cone. :3

 

Granted but it fell.

I wish that I was prestige 10.

 

Granted! But I am too busy trying to eat my ice cream off the floor. T_T

 

Did I mention it fell into a toilet?

I wish you had posted a wish for me to corrupt.

 

Blmblbmblbmbl!

mbmblbbllbm!

mblblmblbm?

mmbblbml b mlb lmb lbml blblm lb lshfff.

 

Granted, you can now speak again (I hope that's what you were asking xD) but you must add an edit to that post so we know what you were trying to say XD

I wish a I could do offers for tank coins on my FB account.

 

''I mean the 700th post in the thread!

Complete dumbass!

Why are you torchering me?

I wish I could talk FOR F... SAKE. Pffffff.''

Granted, but nobody will see them.

I wish I could fly.

 

Ahh. That makes more sense xD I don't watch the thread post counter

Granted but only for 2.346 seconds each day.

I wish I paid more attention to little details like that.

 

Granted!
but your eyes exploded.

I wish for 10 TCs.

 

Granted but I got 11 TCs.

I wish for a pet pedobear

 

Granted but it kidnaps you and runs away.

I wish I had a better job.

 

Too bad you were stuck as a janitor at mcdonalds

I wish I was god

 

Granted! Now you are a golden calf, that does nothing!

I wish for a sammich.

 

Granted! But sammich is not a word, or a thing, so you get nothing!

I wish for a Monoprice tablet!

 

Granted but you droped it and it broke. Hard luck buddy.

I wish for an un corrupt wish.

 

Granted but you get nothing since I couldn't understand the wish.

 

You didn't do a wish!


I wish for Wacom Cintiq 3HD.

 

Can't see it my work comp has blocked it :/

 

Oh, well it's Peter Parker crying. XD

 

lol ok then.

 

I wish I had a pizza

 

Granted! But you didn't say what type, so you don't get a pizza!

I wish for a Gaming Laptop.