Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, but it falls into a puddle and breaks as you carry it home.

I wish for better wifi.

 

Granted! But it exploded once you first tried it.

I wish for a pencil!

 

Exploding wifi .-.

Granted but there's no graphite.

I wish my phone battery lasted longer.

 

Granted! But your charger broke, and your battery died.

I wish for a pocket watch.

 

Granted! But it was in your back pocket, and it broke when you sat.

I wish for no more snow.

 

Granted! But the snow melted instead, and made a flood.

I wish for a calculator watch.

 

Granted but the watch was discontinued and cant buy them anywhere
I wish for a trophy

 

Granted but it's worthless.

I wish for a cake.

 

a trophy worthless? ._.
Granted but its exploded
I wish for more deluxe time

 

Granted, you only get one extra second of deluxe.
I wish I'll get the 750th post in this thread

 

Granted but the thread was locked at 749th post
I wish for a new profile picture

 

Granted, you get the default one.

 

I wish for candy.

 

granted but it was rotting in my mothers basement for 30 years

I wish to die

 

Not even funny dude.

I wish for a HAM SANDWICH!

 

Granted but I ran out of ham so I served you only bread

 

I wish for infinite money that appears from a box in different amounts (from 200$ to 10000$).

 

wish granted but the money was play money so it is useless
I wish for a real corvette. (similar to the picture)

 

Play money? Is that a new currency? I clearly asked for dollars.
Granted, but it didn't have an engine. And you didn't know how to drive.
I wish my wish (this wish)

would be re-granted.

 

I meant the money it self is fake not the currency
wish granted but this reason pretty much explains why
I wish 7.o L V8 engine for my Chevy corvette zo6

 

granted but a nuke destroyed ur corvette



i wish for a cool signiture for apex clan

 

Granted but I forgot to save it so I can't send it to you
I wish to have my very own tank

 

granted but its only a life size poster

i wish for a credit card

 

Granted. You'll be able to use it for about a month until the bill comes in, then you have to pay up or watch your credit score plummet.

I wish my cats would stop trying to eat my food.

 

granted they destroy the world instead

i wish for a wish