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Corrupt The Wish!

Discussion in 'Fun Area' started by Mark103, Dec 28, 2012.

  1. Candor

    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    I wish I had a wish...
     
  2. The Wizard

    The Wizard Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    2 wishes then

    I wish cake wasn't a lie
     
  3. Miytko

    Miytko Private E-2 (3) Member

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    Granted, but now the Pizza is a lie

    I wish for some gears
     
  4. Optimus Prime

    Optimus Prime Corporal (5) Member

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    Granted, you receive 5, but the value of one gear drops 5000348398%

    I wish for my wish to be corrupted
     
  5. Candor

    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    Granter but you can never wish again.

    I wish the earth was flat.
     
  6. The Wizard

    The Wizard Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    Granted, but just 1 yard of it.

    I wish for the ultimate weapon!
     
  7. Miytko

    Miytko Private E-2 (3) Member

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    Granted, but you can only look at it.

    I wish for an unicorn
     
  8. The Wizard

    The Wizard Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    Granted, but it haves no horn

    I wish for a christmas tree
     
  9. LethalMajestic

    LethalMajestic New Born (1) Member

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    Granted, but it has been used in a porn video for unknown reasons.

    I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted.
     
  10. Optimus Prime

    Optimus Prime Corporal (5) Member

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    Granted, but you die shortly after, and can never live to see the wish fulfilled.

    I wish for a dance with Oprah, in Latvia(for unknown reasons).
     
  11. tburn

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    granted, but she died by heart attack.

    i wish for a rocket league copy
     
  12. Optimus Prime

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    Granted, but the copy was corrupt

    I wish for a beaver.
     
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    tburn Private First Class (4) Member

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    granted it was dead

    I wish for this wish.
     
  14. Optimus Prime

    Optimus Prime Corporal (5) Member

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    Granted but your family dies. This is because, you didn't use your wish on saving them, and your new wish that you wished for cannot be used in saving them.(I put too much thought into that)

    I wish for a smaller brain
     
  15. LethalMajestic

    LethalMajestic New Born (1) Member

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    Makes zero sense for you to do that to my wish.
     
  16. Candor

    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    Granted but its break dance and Oprah reks you.

    I wish I had amnesia.
     
  17. LethalMajestic

    LethalMajestic New Born (1) Member

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    Granted but it's not what you wanted because you forgot what you wanted, and so on...

    I wish I had no snow.
     
  18. LethalMajestic

    LethalMajestic New Born (1) Member

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    Granted but then someone wish the opposite, so they cancel out and everything is back to normal.

    I wish for a wish.
     
  19. Candor

    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    Granted but its not your wish. It's just a wish.

    I wish I was a frog.
     
  20. RazoreOP

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    Granted but one minute later a prince kissed you and turned you back human.

    I wish I wasn't banned.
     
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    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    Granted, but you've been warned.

    I wish you would never give me up, never let me down, never turn around and desert me.
     
  22. RazoreOP

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    Granted, but you got rick rolled.

    I wish there was peace and unity between all.
     
  23. Mark103

    Mark103 Sergeant First Class (9) Member

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    Granted, but it only lasts for an hour.

    I wish for a good meme.
     
  24. ComplexOri

    ComplexOri Sergeant (7) Member

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    Granted, but you have to find it.

    I wish for a delicious bowl of strawberries that is completely freshly picked, and no one can take it from me.
     
  25. LethalMajestic

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    Granted, but you drop them in a pile of dog poop on the farm you freshly picked them from.

    I wish for some printer ink to never run out.
     
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