Corrupt The Wish!

Granted, but you could only read xvio's mind.

I wish I could read EVERYBODY'S mind.

 

Granted, but it was momentarily.

I wish I can read everyone's mind, not momentarily.

 

Granted. Now your mind is full of xvio's ponies. (wait was it xvio with the pony avatar? I forgot.)

I wish more people were on the forums.

 

Granted, except that won't happen unless something changes.

I wish something changed.

 

Granted, your mom is kicking you out of the house.

I wish for a orange that turns into hand grenade and kills everyone.

 

Wish granted, except it only killed you.

I wish for an icethrower.

 

Granted!

But you froze yourself by accident.

I wish for a Magical flying duck!

 

Granted, except only the bad parts of a duck were magically enhanced.

I wish for an icethrower, that did not hit/shoot/freeze/murder/numb/disable/kill/ and any other type of harm, to me.

 

Granted! But your mom said its to dangerous for you.

I wish for a flying, invinvcible limozine!

 

Granted, but it was defective, causing it to explode.

I wish kChamp was here.

 

Granted, except that he actually took and read the suggestions.

I wish for signature making to be in 10 minutes or under.

 

The limozine was defective, thus making it not invincible.

Agent: Granted, but you got over 200 new requests.

I wish that everyone could just get along.

 

Granted, except there's always gotta be a few haywire(s).

I wish for just 10 requests, each taking 10 minutes.

 

Granted, but paint.net trolled you... again.

I wish that the raisin plague came back.

 

Granted, except the first victims were someone you hold dear and close to your heart. <3

I wish for Paint.Net to be Anti-Trollable.

 

Granted! But im troll face.

I wish I wasn't troll face!

 

Granted, except the Infinite Laws of the Trolls decreed you Trollfaced for life.

I wish I could drink staples.

 

Granted, but all the trolls that lived there showed up at your house.

I wish for non-posionous, non-radioactive, edible, non-explosive, completely safe, un-destroyable chocolate.

 

Wish granted, except you lost it.

I wish for the same chocolate bar, but I didn't lose it.

 

Granted! but you dropped it in the sewers.

I wish for snow tomorow! (Seriously, It might snow tomorow!)

 

Wish granted, except there was more snow than just one day.

I wish Summer break would come, but with snow.

 

Granted! I don't wana corrupt it. I wan't that to!

I wish for a clow to explode somewere! > : D

 

Granted. Because i don't know what a clow is, I made your house explode instead.

I wish it was summer break all year.

 

Granted, but I gave you Element 239 instead..

I wish for hazmat suit...