Corrupt The Wish!

There's about 120 elements...

Wish granted, except there was a hole.

I wish I had a hazmat suit, without a hole.

 

Its called PU-239.

Granted, but it was missing the oxygen tank.

I wish I was resistance to PU-239.

 

Granted, except it wasn't granted.

I wish it was granted.

 

Granted, but cody died from exposure to PU-240.

I wish I was immune to all PU elements.

 

Granted, except it was only P.U elements...like it stinks.

I wish I had some Sprite.

 

Granted, but I gave you an empty can.
I wish I had more ideas for wishes without forgetting them.

 

Wish granted, except they were all my ideas.

I wish I knew how many tank coins you have right now. Curiosity.

 

Granted. 14 tank coins. I had 11 yesterday then I got one from a box then I got 2 more from a box right on the next turn.
I wish they were my ideas.

 

Granted, except it moved back to mine.

I wish you had Deluxe.

 

Granted. Wait until I get 6 more tank coins.
I wish I had more of my own ideas.

 

Wish granted, except I forgot what you're talking about.

I wish ponies could fly. (Very Manly)

 

Granted, but they die of someone using a 2012.
I wish I would get deluxe sooner (and make that 15 tank coins, I just got one)

 

Wish granted, except you ended up getting 40 tank coins.

I wish someone got me a pair of AA batteries, that can't explode.

 

Granted, but they are dead batteries.
I wish I had 40 tank coins.

 

Granted, except they were dummy tank coins.

I wish the batteries were alive.

 

Granted. They ran away from you.
I wish I was a moderator.

 

Granted, except the Forum crashed.

I wish for more smilies.

 

Granted. You got a trollface smiley.
I wish more people would post on this thread.

 

Wish granted, except they spammers.

I wish for a swimming pony.

 

Granted, but the 2012 electrocuted the water and the pony died.
I wish they weren't spammers.

 

granted but then they became hackers :O

I wish that there were more pokémon in the world

 

Granted, except they all got poisoned.

I wish for perfectly safe poison.

 

What is the most deadlest element out of the PU's?

Granted, But theres no such thing as safe "poison".

I wish for a hipponsmaawsda for christmas.

 

Hard to believe you say that, with a grammar error right there. And please, I don't want to argue.

Wish granted, except they didn't exist.

I wish for a cow.

 

Theres a rule for pointing out grammer.

Granted, but it has no "things" that I can't remember the name of.

I wish for a ponie.