Corrupt The Wish!

Yes, I know there's a rule. But I didn't correct it.

Granted, except I already wished for that.

I wish for a golden, legit, quartet.

 

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Granted, but I don't know what that is.
I wish my headache would go away.

 

Granted, except only for a second.

I wish for some gum.

 

Granted, but it was poisonous. (You really should start guarding your wishes.)

I wish to understand and remember how to use cheat engine 6.2 ._.

 

Granted, except I once again, just asked.

I wish for the only white tank, and for this wish to be the only one not corrupted.

 

Granted. But I apply the inverse property to your wish, rendering your wish useless.
I wish for.......My tank to be an assassin penguin.

 

Wish granted, except someone thought you hacked.

I wished for some powdered lemonade.

 

The so called "powder" to make your lemonade was cocaine. You die from overdose. (LOL)
I wish for regular lemonade with nothing harmful in it.

 

Wish granted. Except it fell.

I wish for legit, real, and 1oo% pure cocaine!

 

Wish granted. Wait.. your dead.

I wish for everyone to turn into assassin penguins.

 

Granted, except they betrayed you.

I wish I was immortal.

 

Wish granted. Except its opposite day so immortals are mortals and mortals are immortals, making me immortal. Therefore, my penguins don't kill me, and i survive their betrayal.

I wish to be immortal forever, with no opposite day hocus pocus.

 

Wish granted, except you were trapped, for life, and stuck.

I wish for some more 0.7 lead.

 

I use the force and your lead falls off the table and breaks.

I wish for the power to teleport, now i can get out of my life prison.

 

Wish granted, except it only lasted for a millisecond.

I wish for the lead to be unbreakable.

 

(that was enough time for me to get out) Wish granted, but i hide all your lead so you can never find it.

I wish that you lose your mind so you can no longer think of what to wish.

 

Wish granted, except there was a "slight" malfunction.

I wish that I found the lead.

 

Wish granted, but i take the lead from you and hide it again!

I wish you lose your mind so you can not wish again. There will not be any malfunctions or disorders.

 

Wish granted, except it had the opposite effect. I now have 2 minds! That's some extra GB I could use.

I wish that I found it. Once again.

 

isn't that a malfunction...oh well. Wish granted, but I eat the lead.

I wish that I do not die from led poisoning.

 

Wish granted, except it immobilized you.

I wish that I had could have reversed the action of your eating.

 

Wish granted, but i re-re versed this action.

I wish you are now in prison for life.

 

Wish granted, except I managed to mind control.

I wish I had some pie.

 

Wish granted, but i pie your face.

I wish I had cake.

 

Wish granted, but I caked your face.

I wish I had 125$