Jokes

Mechanic: “Sorry sir, but I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your horn louder.”

 

I want this alive again with some of the worst jokes ever

why was six afraid of seven?
cause seven was a six offender

 

That moment when you're the only one who hit puberty in your class.

 

What did the chromosome X say when it look at the mirror?

It's that even me?

 

If there is an earthquake on mars, is still considered an earthquake?

 

"Let's eat grandpa!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!"

CORRECT PUNCTUATION CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE

 

omg I just died from this

 

I don't get it...

 

Cuz chromosomes cannot be identical

 

this is something good

one day john,wang and rohan were going on aeroplane
suddenly a ghost appeared saying them i'll eat ya up
they said noooooooo
ghost said k i give you a challenge,you win i'll not eat you but if i win i'll eat you,3 of you turn by turn throw something down
and tell me how much time ishall bring it back,if i get it back in correct time and correct thing i'll eat ya.
they said ok

Wang:throws his apple in river beow and says bring it back in 1 sec
*ghost brings it in correct time and eats wang*
John:throws axe and says it to bring back in 55milliseconds
*ghost brings it back in correct time,so he eats john too*
now what rohan does is:goes to the aeroplane door and....then farts and says find this in 5secs
*ghost dosen't win now xD*

 

kid 1:you know my dad flies aeroplane that epicly that it's whole near that sky torn aparts
kid 2:my dad drives car that badly that roads get cracked and some torn apart
kid3 (a fat one really):kek what's this almost alomst??u know my dad farts that badly that his underwear gets torn apart 100%

and yup...give sometime to Nepalese people.

 

one day ramda was with his girlfriend saying.his girlfriend said 'oh ramda,u always do something special,with speical things,so from today,whenever i call you in ur cell-phone,u share me ur main thing of that situation'
ramda ok,cuz i can't say u no
one day she called him,he was playing,so he gave him the football
2nd day he was working so...pencil and papaer
3rd day playing online games..so laptop
4th day he was in toilet doing double so he shared....meh u know..and from that day she didn't asked for something from him.

m so bad in joke telling -_-

 

Eww

 

This had me cracking up. Especially the barbie and the pair of shoes joke

 

i am in more forums so.... i've found this link click it,and you'll find the joke,it's made by gaming software,so yah enjoy it

http://www.incredibots.com/if/viewrobot.php?id=1033

now hear:the if you think it isn't coming,wait 10 secs,it's a whole comic strip which will be played as video,so enjoy ^^

 

-Hello sir., do you have cards of "You are for me the first and the last woman"
-Yes
-Give me two

 

i thought the air was free until i opened a packet of Lays chips -_-

 

Now, The Wizard will teach you the four basic elements:

-Fire
-Water
-Earth
-Lays Chips (or air)

xD

 

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

 

I heared it before but ns

 

Then God said "you will pay with your blood"
and Eve answer "can I paid it in installments?"
and so it was that menstruation was created

 

Alfred: I saw them today.
Batman: Who?
Alfred: Not your parents.
Batman: Why you do this, Alfred?
Alfred: Because they told me to.
Batman: Who?
Alfred: Not your parents.