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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof​
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first
     
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    owel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named Cheese1.
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false.
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make
     
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    owel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces. Which in turn
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we
    I totally forgot about this thread
     
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    Once there was an ugly barnacle,

    He was soooo ugly, that everyone died


    THE END
     
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    CHAPTER 3

    I once decided to
     
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    -Gets popcorn- CONTINUE THE STORY!
     
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    I once decided to brutally murder a
     
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    Did you even read the first post... :l
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack
     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell

     
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    Towel found Napkinn and they kissed. But then Ceroncar000 confessed his sins and was forgiven. Towel then slapped Napkinn for breaking his nasal cavity. That happened because Napkinn is aggressive. Ever since that he died twice. Napkinn then ran in front of Agent, who decided to play a prank on those two. Napkinn dropped dead. Agent then decided to follow along. Not really, of course. If he did, then the S.W.A.T would start flirting with his nonexistent butler named Geoffrey who just now spontaneously combusted. And then, Bob cuts the cake...Except it didn't because it was nonexistent also. Agent then jumped a supermodel watching a crappy soap opera with more supermodels complaining about personal hygiene. Including Napkinns, Towels, and other assorted silverware such as landsharks. So, as we're all confused, let's recap. You found your car on the roof that just so happened because of things. But, anyway, as you were, soldier.

    CHAPTA 2

    On Agent60's first act of crime involving cake and stabbing random people and eating, he finally stopped from boredom. Ever since then he has started killing people with someone named CHEESE1. Seeing a person used as a weapon was quite a sight. After a few years of this, they fled to Mexico where they had passionate love making. Which, of course, is false. After Towel started spreading a nasty rumor around, he decided to make a large abundance of chess pieces, which in turn created a mess. Shortly afterwards, we called the LAPD, who decided to attack a pregnant woman that Towel just fell on after jumping from a helicopter that decided to murder
     

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