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the best (official)

Discussion in 'Graveyard' started by Towel, Apr 1, 2015.

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  1. Towel

    Towel look mom i have a custom title Former Moderator

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    the worst clan

    Oct 21st, 2013, the beginning
    ...


    "only the best can join

    current members:
    towel

    not recruiting"

    ~~

    1 year, 5 months, and 10 days later...

    this is a monumental moment for the best, as the best is now officially the best
    [​IMG]
    i would like to thank towel for this monumental achievement. good job out there

    ~~

    as of april 3rd, 2015...


    the best is now recruiting, and always will be.
    Just look for "the best" when searching for a clan. Our tag is "BEST"

    There are no special ranks in the best. Everybody is equally the best

    -members-
    crazytotof
    Godmaster13
    Goomba
    RumMumMario
    towwl

    What are we the best at, in particular? Well, nothing really. It's a common misconception that we are the "best" as ShellShock Live, but that is anything but true.

    What is this clan about? Nothing at all.

    Why join the best? You get to have "BEST" displayed above your name. Other than that, it is a waste of a clan allegiance. Would not recommend.
     
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  2. paul1999

    paul1999 Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    *Pats Towel on the back* I think you just made history young/middle-aged/old man
     
  3. AlmostSoClose

    AlmostSoClose Sergeant Major of the Army (14) Member

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    And the nobel prize goes to none other than... towel.

    I still hope to see this clan prosper (if it can anymore than it already is, I don't think so). In my opinion I think this clan has the potential to do really good. You already have tons of MLG players and they all play very good, from what I've seen (I've only seen one of them play however). Actually, I've never even seen any of them in game, never mind. Good luck with your clan towel. Tell your friends I said hi. You should also consider emilio for a tryout, even though he doesn't play on steam. Tata.
     
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  4. Towel

    Towel look mom i have a custom title Former Moderator

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    I'm laying this joke to rest.

    I'm being completely serious right now.

    the best is now recruiting.

    Information on what the heck this clan is even for is TBA

    Not going to get into all the official business and fancy OPs but I will supply the questionnaire you need to fill out to join.

    1. Are you honest?
    2. What name you you colloquially go by?
    3. Who is Towel/towwl?
    4. What is your Steam ID?
    5. Do you own SSL Steam?
    6. What is your favorite joke?
    7. What is your favorite meme?
    8. Why do you play SSL?
    9. Do you think you're good at SSL?
    10. How often are you online?
    Looking forward to your applications. I hope you have no trouble signing up to a clan that has no information about it other than being an old joke that wasn't that funny in the first place.
     
  5. Staple

    Staple General of the Army (25) Member

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    1. Are you honest?
    no
    1. What name you you colloquially go by?
    towwl
    1. Who is Towel/towwl?
    i dont know
    1. What is your Steam ID?
    steamcommunity.com/id/fake
    1. Do you own SSL Steam?
    yes
    1. What is your favorite joke?
    i dont know
    1. What is your favorite meme?
    i dont know
    1. Why do you play SSL?
    its my favorite game
    1. Do you think you're good at SSL?
    yes
    1. How often are you online?
    almost never
     
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  6. Towel

    Towel look mom i have a custom title Former Moderator

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    Sorry you have been rejected! You sound like a very boring person!
     
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  7. cacadun

    cacadun Unconfirmed Member

    Rekt.
     
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  8. Staple

    Staple General of the Army (25) Member

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    my feelings, theyve been destroyed

    i guess im not qualified enough to be part of the best
     
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  9. RumMumMario

    RumMumMario General of the Army (25) Member

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    Please welcome me for being the best at the best clan in SSL3, the best.

    Current clan rank: best
    Next clan rank: best
    Requirements for next clan rank: be the best
     
  10. referee11

    referee11 Captain (17) Member

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    I'm lost. Is this supposed to be a joke, a real clan, or both? lol...
    If it is a legit clan, good luck in the future. It should be abbreviated TAHH (Towwl and his Hankerchiefs). That would be freaking awesome. Maybe you could still call your clan hankerchiefs, idk. xD
    Also, there is something wrong that this system doesn't know that "hankerchiefs" is a word. XenForo, you suck. lol
     
  11. RumMumMario

    RumMumMario General of the Army (25) Member

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    This is a legitimate-est legitimate clan. TAHH sounds like someone moaning, which isn't the best manner you could do.
    Also, Handkerchiefs aren't the best. Get it right! :mad:
    Hankerchief isn't a word. Handkerchief*

    REKTERKERKTEKREKREKRETKEREKTEKREKREKTEKREKRETK
     
  12. Staple

    Staple General of the Army (25) Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    referee11 Captain (17) Member

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    *Goes in deep coma, realizing he even looked up the word, but failed to copy it down correctly*
    Either way, good luck with this clan, Towel.
     
  14. paul1999

    paul1999 Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    Um... It's not "REKTERKERKTEKREKREKRETKEREKTEKREKREKTEKREKRETK" It's REKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREKT
     
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  15. arvidh

    arvidh Unconfirmed Member

    Hahah best I ever read about multiclanning ever
     
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  16. RumMumMario

    RumMumMario General of the Army (25) Member

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    WELCOME GOOMBA NAD CRAZYTOTOF for joining our best clan.

    applauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuds
     
  17. referee11

    referee11 Captain (17) Member

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    @Towel , are you a clan which clans without clanning? Seems like it from your description, lol...
     
  18. Towel

    Towel look mom i have a custom title Former Moderator

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    yea.
     
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  19. muffinasdf

    muffinasdf Master Sergeant (10) Member

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    1. Are you honest?
    only if you want me to be......baka
    1. What name you you colloquially go by?
    moofin goofin
    1. Who is Towel/towwl?
    a young strong independent cloth that don't need no man
    1. What is your Steam ID?
    1800-hooters
    1. Do you own SSL Steam?
    i don't own ssl steam it owns me
    1. What is your favorite joke?
    what do you call it when you sleep on sand paper? a rough night.
    1. What is your favorite meme?
    dank ones
    1. Why do you play SSL?
    images (8).jpg this is why i play it

    1. Do you think you're good at SSL?
    asdfg.gif define "good"

    1. How often are you online?
    like a bunch man


    P.S. i'm filling this out for the lulz
     
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  20. RumMumMario

    RumMumMario General of the Army (25) Member

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    I laughed my goddamn a*s off with that GIF. Give back my stomach :D
     
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    muffinasdf Master Sergeant (10) Member

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    everyone laughed so hard in the game was ffa just me and him left out of 5 people
     
  22. referee11

    referee11 Captain (17) Member

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    NO MAN SHALL LIVE! xD
     
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