Three Word Story!

Deer pies in

 

The bears face.

 

The bear started

 

to Retaliate. Hells

 

decided to climb

 

but didn't get

 

High enough to

 

hey ok this is from page one to page 7 about half way. In joy as u read these chapters i'll say, i still laugh.

Once upon a donkey i rode whose name was Asdfas. Although Asdfas. Rode a donkey that was important and story ends. Just kidding! I was famous among the Steam community. I had a pocket full of drugs which was stolen from TankFrank. TankFrank was extremely dangerous and also shot cloaca in his cloaca! Cloaca then fell face first on a pile of crap left by Halomaster. Who killed Asdfas. I landed softly on Asdfas's corpse. I stood up and killed Halomaster and fell again in a toilet. I resurrected Asdfas and killed him and resurrected him. Everybody was alive and we lived happily ever after. First Chapter ends, Second one BTW i'm doing this sense no one else has. XD

A troll was buying a chocolate snickers bar for Asdfas, but he ate half the snickers because, the the other half fell of onto a noob with a serious disease that could make Asdfas a noob. Asdfas turned into a mutant zombie that ate TNT
and blow up. Meanwhile the troll was hunting a noob named Emilio which lost 9999...(infinity) games. The troll found the password of Emilio's ssl2 account and found out that he had sex with Deception. The troll then ate **********, then got severe diarrhea and a painful sign of nausea that killed him. The poor troll went to hell together with ********** and the lava burned their asses. In the meantime there was a Wildhog who got eaten by a butterfly.
The butterfly got a myocardial infarction (heart attack) which created a wild cardiac-arrest. A pinata from the hell which ate my pizza. So xXxTnTxXx ate his potato fries and a big baseball which was as big as a big baseball but, it was toxic and was stupid because, it had the disgraceful iTunes which sucks more then goldschlarger, him I regurgitated. Then spat it in Tnt's face, TnT then grabbed cloaca and pulled until he came out of the chamber of understanding by Dr. Frankenstein. And he died by eating macaroni and spicy cheese was so acidic that it melted through his stomach. It just ends so sad. I'll do some later i have ran out of time.

 

"but didn't get" "high enough to"... eat the banana...

 

that had a

 

Jelly Bean inside

 

so he decided

 

his ape family

 

Would feast on

 

The pile of

(Lets see who can resist the urge)

 

bannas, While hells

 

still fighting the

 

Bear and he...

 

decided to grab...

 

Banana peels to

 

throw at the

 

old lady who

 

slipped at fell

 

While i was..

 

There gamemaster saw