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Worst Jokes Ever

Discussion in 'Fun Area' started by Bloon Storm, Apr 7, 2014.

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  1. theorem

    theorem Corporal (5) Member

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    Your mom sits in the dustbin and sings "Its my life".
     
    theorem, Aug 19, 2014
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    MJako Corporal (5) Member

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    2 dead running for their lives...
    2 buns sitting on a wall, 1 falls on the floor...
    whats brown and drives in the forrest?...........................................................................................a remote controlled schnitzel...
    whats red and smells like blue paint?............................................................................................... red paint...

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Dave.
    Dave who?
    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him. >: D (more here)
     
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    Candor Forum Peasant Moderator

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    wat .-.
     
    Candor, Aug 21, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    Teacher asks...

    "Tell me what happened in 1809"
    - Abraham Lincoln was born.

    "Tell me what happened in 1819".
    - Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old.
     
    BLACKED.com, Nov 22, 2014
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  5. Taylor

    Taylor Brigadier General (21) Former Moderator

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    Lol that's logical and anyone would would think that first ... :p

    I found this:
     
    Taylor, Nov 22, 2014
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    Batgirl Lieutenant Colonel (19) Member

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    What did the bee say to the bully

    Bee-have!
     
    Batgirl, Nov 26, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    In 1972, a man used his toaster to make toasts.
     
    BLACKED.com, Dec 2, 2014
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    jgalloway64 Master Sergeant (10) Member

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    I'm laughing so hard at something so stupid xD
    [​IMG]
    That's nothing compared to this courageous man :)
     
    jgalloway64, Dec 2, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    I hate it so much, when a dictionary explains the hard word with an even harder word. God dammit.
     
    BLACKED.com, Dec 2, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    Picka number from 0 to 20. Now add 4.723 to it, then devide it by 122.3.

    Now close your eyes.

    It's dark, isn't it?
     
    BLACKED.com, Dec 2, 2014
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    jpcas Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    just recalled myself some silly one..

    an alcoholic knocks to his best friend's door with a bottle of vodka
    the friend opens and surprised asks "oh, i wasn't expecting you. i thought were gonna celebrate your birthday tomorrow"
    "didn't you want to spent some time with your wife today?"
    "well, yeah.." he hears in reply .."actually she got undressed, handcuffed herself to the bed and said - do anything you want"
    ..."so i grabbed the bottle and here i am!"
     
    jpcas, Dec 4, 2014
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    Awesume Command Sergeant Major (13) Member

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    i'll never have to shovel snow again
    i just put up snow fence
     
    Awesume, Dec 9, 2014
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    BLACKED.com Lieutenant General (23) Member

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    1+1=111,111

    I invented this equation when I was 7.
     
    BLACKED.com, Dec 9, 2014
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    Gamemaster22 Sergeant (7) Member

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    Well if i can come up with any jokes, i would use this video here.WARNING: this may damage your intellect, so as soon you finish watching this video. You'll come out dumber then when you started. you have been warned.
    BTW its hungry :p
     
    Gamemaster22, Dec 9, 2014
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    jpcas Staff Sergeant (8) Member

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    you know what they say about playing drums with squirrels?

    hm, neither do i.. well, let's just skip this part, i guess
     
    jpcas, Dec 10, 2014
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